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Senile Twitter Senator Grassley Hacked Hard (By Anonymous?) [Hackers]
# hackers Senator Chuck Grassley, previously documented for his inability to express a coherent thought via World Wide Web, just had that burden removed: his Twitter account has been hacked. For the first time ever, his tweets make sense! More�� Read More...
Warm winter, and time to chop away
Short sleeves, long handles, short sleeves, long handles. The weatherman must be getting senile. My flowers might be, too. Read More...
Meghan McCain Says the Obamas Deserve an ?Emoticon? of Privacy [VIDEO]
Meghan McCain , the 27-year-old daughter of Mr. Senile himself aka John McCain , recently failed miserably after she attempted to use an almost big word on live TV. More � Read More...
This week's new films
The Iron Lady (12A) (Phyllida Lloyd, 2011, UK) Meryl Streep, Jim Broadbent, Olivia Colman. 105 mins Depicting Margaret Thatcher as a human being is already being over-generous in the eyes of many, but this weird biopic gives us Thatcher as a senile old dear, looking back on her memories and conversing with the ghost of Denis, which means we're forced to empathise. What's more, this narrative ... Read More...
Music Review: Tenement - Blind Wink
Another blast of melodic punk from this Wisconsin band. Read More...

LATEST ARTICLES

Got White Hair? You Are Senile!
Miss Dorothy, who cut and colored my hair for years, retired. I was devastated. After all, she's just a kid - she's only sixty. However, after I understood that she had a good reason to call it quits, I wished her well. But I miss her. She could make my sparse locks look as big and mean as an angry hornet's nest. Most of all I miss her wisdom. For example, she said that she would rather be bald than have white hair. I really didn't get the sign Read More...
Beware the Senile Old Man - Guru of Knowledge
There are often religious cults which are started as someone who has been a masterful manipulator all their lives grows older and is able to get some younger followers. He is able to do this because of the social unspoken rules of giving respect to your elders. They use this to their advantage and then talk in riddles and play games. It is amazing how many people will fall for this garbage and that is how cults are started. Beware of the dirty s Read More...
From Grannys Journal: Wisdom and Humor
Over the years I have learned many bits and pieces of wisdom and knowledge. I wish to share this valuable experience. 1. Don't eat cottage cheese or spinach for lunch unless you bring a toothbrush to work with you. The same goes for eating broccoli. 2. One advantage to old age is if you change your mind about giving an item to a relative and take it back, you are not an Indian giver; you are senile. "Forgive Granny. She is senile." If yo Read More...